Well... so far it’s;

I think the point is scientifically called “Dodge Neon”.

Oregon eh? I guess they decided to sell their car before it ran out of gas...

Wait...are you SERIOUSLY suggesting that car dealers do shady shit to make a quick buck?

The sheriff’s report said that no human remains were found near the vehicle, however, as the only bones they found close to it were those of a deer.

...as the only bones they found close to it were those of a deer.

While that would be quite entertaining, trolling ain’t worth $21,500.

I gotta be honest here. I’m actually pretty impressed that this thing looks as good as it does. This clearly wasn’t built by some idiot that just learned how to lay fibreglass at his mom’s arts and crafts workshop.

Oh, I’ve seen them, and my opinion is still valid.

It looks better this way.

Another nice interior ruined by a tablet screen slapped on the dash.

except if you get in a accident or happen to roll the new Wrangler you’ll actually survive.

thats not a spoiler.

Oh lord, not only does it have a Bangle Butt, it’s got a Bangle FUPA.

Well, maybe the car wanted a taco, and was waiting patiently for its turn.

CP for several reasons. One, Lada. Two, craptacular paint job and casual approach to masking. Three, Lada. Four, look how far the suspension has collapsed on the left front. Yikes.

So it’s more attractive in real life than real life?

Does that mean it’s not coming on then?

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