...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Who would expect Nippybus to leave customers out in the cold?

Check’s in the mail, friend

“Bike.”

Öh, baby!

Was cocaine involved in this interview? Because this interview sounds like cocaine was involved. Lots and lots of it.

No way they’ll stay up that late.

“Gas near me”

If you’re not willing to wear a helmet while operating a car/truck/tractor/bicycle/horse/racing snail/etc. then you really have no business nannying a motorcyclist who chooses to let the wind flow through their hair.

Except the car itself provides the protection (if you’re wearing a seatbelt) when you’re driving. That’s why helmets aren’t required for driving!

*insert crazy anecdote about how my uncle’s friend’s cousin’s stepson crashed his bike at 120 while wearing a helmet and it was definitely the helmet that broke his neck and killed him, he would have been fine if he had hit the pavement with his bare face. *

Incorrect. It is impossible to learn with your brains splattered.

Hyundai and KIA hired a lot of Germans... and with that they brought their “Not in USA” attitude of cool cars.... come on!!!

3.9% APR, 211 month loan, $405 a month = $88,787.75 to own.