Exactly, today I learned that someone that goes by the name of anwar hadid exists

...Who?

I once worked for a government official who was being investigated by the feds. I saw how the feds had kept stuff entirely secret, then started "leaking" stuff purposely, to turn up the heat. If Giuliani sweated off his shoe polish-hair dye before, just wait till the party actually starts. That fucker is fucked and I…

Saint Dolly was always the realest person in the room. Martha Stewart and a sizable portion of talk show hosts (not just the women hosts ) was biting Dolly’s style long before I could even make the friendly, bawdy, but subdued connection. Heck, she outshined Al Franken in the comedy department.

Should have kicked Karen off the flight.

This is one of those things that, like, yeah I guess it looks cool, but I can’t imagine it ever being worth doing. If you can’t consistently close your cereal box just buy one of these reusable cereal containers - it’s easier and more attractive than origami-ing the box every few days.

I’m Canadian..... i would rather apply for citizenship in Iraq than Merica.... shit.. literally any where else on this planet except the states.

Tired of boiling water every day? Boil a week’s worth and freeze the rest for convenient use later!

Saying to my wife what I don’t want the 6 yo child to hear in my native language instead of English.

Thanks for this. Also, let your son play with dolls. 

It was known as a ‘jiggle’ show, so you are absolutely correct.

I give a fuck about the transition to video article format. I’d much prefer being able to read things. I can read an article three minutes that takes ten of viewing time.

Or you could just leave Facebook entirely and not worry about toxic people, privacy issues and Mark Zuckerberg’s lies.

I was thinking “Human ... hopefully.”

I think a sort of side whisper “we’re hoping for puppies, we did it doggie style” would be a fun response.

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All

America hates it’s children.

Actually I am quite empathic since I too came from a family that struggled to put meals on the table. I also had hopes of going to more school parties and dances, but I was grounded in the reality that we couldn't afford it. That's life. 

People complaining about the country not paying for lunch are missing the point, this is not a federal issue. Stop nationalizing everything. If we still had a working relationship with our local elected officials we could fix these problems.

If you need to “crunch the numbers”, you probably shouldn’t be upgrading phones every year. If you can casually drop a $1k, then this may be the program for you, but if you can drop that kind of cash, saving couple bucks probably isn’t your highest priority.