Exactly, today I learned that someone that goes by the name of anwar hadid exists

...Who?

I once worked for a government official who was being investigated by the feds. I saw how the feds had kept stuff entirely secret, then started "leaking" stuff purposely, to turn up the heat. If Giuliani sweated off his shoe polish-hair dye before, just wait till the party actually starts. That fucker is fucked and I…

Saint Dolly was always the realest person in the room. Martha Stewart and a sizable portion of talk show hosts (not just the women hosts ) was biting Dolly’s style long before I could even make the friendly, bawdy, but subdued connection. Heck, she outshined Al Franken in the comedy department.

Should have kicked Karen off the flight.

This is one of those things that, like, yeah I guess it looks cool, but I can’t imagine it ever being worth doing. If you can’t consistently close your cereal box just buy one of these reusable cereal containers - it’s easier and more attractive than origami-ing the box every few days.

I’m Canadian..... i would rather apply for citizenship in Iraq than Merica.... shit.. literally any where else on this planet except the states.

Tired of boiling water every day? Boil a week’s worth and freeze the rest for convenient use later!

Now that I can get behind.

This guy approves

I got one of these once with an actual person saying they’d like to speak to me about extending my factory warranty.

Saying to my wife what I don’t want the 6 yo child to hear in my native language instead of English.

Someone on one of these Kinja sites once called the Impossible Burger something like "plants wearing a meat costume" and I thought that was an apt description of the flavor.

Thanks for this. Also, let your son play with dolls. 

It was known as a ‘jiggle’ show, so you are absolutely correct.

I give a fuck about the transition to video article format. I’d much prefer being able to read things. I can read an article three minutes that takes ten of viewing time.

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All

America hates it’s children.

People complaining about the country not paying for lunch are missing the point, this is not a federal issue. Stop nationalizing everything. If we still had a working relationship with our local elected officials we could fix these problems.

If you need to “crunch the numbers”, you probably shouldn’t be upgrading phones every year. If you can casually drop a $1k, then this may be the program for you, but if you can drop that kind of cash, saving couple bucks probably isn’t your highest priority.