I had lasik surgery in 2002 (age 33) and don’t regret it a bit. I researched the Dr and then grilled him on his success/failure rate as well as complications he had experienced. At his insistence we had two consultations and exams before we agreed to proceed. The surgery itself was quick and painless and aside from a…

He fits right in with the company he keeps. He’s trash, but he won’t ever be elected trash. We have enough of that already.

We’ve known for years that he’s nothing but trash. The only thing I find surprising about it is that no one has spoken up before this. All those people who gave him oxygen and continued to enable this kind of behavior...

Having more shit than someone else doesn’t make you a better, more informed person. It just means your life is full of more shit.

One disaster after another. Major corporate projects started with no planning, no goal, and no buy in from upper management. He replaced the email system instead of upgrading what was there. No one knew he was doing it until a consultant showed up and asked for access to the system. It caused a 4X increase in costs…

I had a CIO that had a bookshelf in his office with a bunch of the “For Dummies” books on it. These weren’t software product books they were things like Software Project Management for Dummies and Service Management for Dummies. A question would come up and he would refer to the book for guidance.

Just don’t blame the server for it. They didn’t cook the meal. I’m cursed with some types of food and I just don’t bother to order it anymore. For a while every time I ordered chicken it was bloody. At one place I cut it open while the server was there and she didn’t even ask, she just whisked it off the table and had…

I generally despise commercial mayo as an abomination on humanity. However, this homemade bacon fat mayo sounds naughty in all the right ways.

Jail, and 5 years of mandatory sex with the mayor of Cell Block B.

Ezra has been a mess for years.

Once every 3 days? I wish. I have IBS+D and go 6 or more times a day. Once every 3 days would be a god send.

I wasn’t born there, but I grew up in western PA. I can detect a Pittsburgh access from the first word and my skin crawls when I hear yinz and younz.

Disney is good once every 10 years. I miss my grand kids, but mom & dad get to take them to Disney, not me.

I’ll do office things like pizza or a birthday cake for someone, but I don’t do after hours corporate events like Christmas parties or other events.

It’s great for reheating things, but unless I’m looking for a quick baked potato I don’t use it for cooking.

Girl gotta eat

I don’t shop at Walmart for anything.

I have conservative family members who used to post stupid shit on my Facebook page. I would delete it all the time and watch while they complained about their first amendment rights. When I reminded them that I am not the government and I am free to delete anything I want from my Facebook page, they stopped doing it.

There is a recipe here somewhere for a braised onion sauce that involves cooking onions in butter, sugar, and Madeira wine until it becomes almost a sweet jam. It takes forever, but totally worth it. I think roasting the onions first would add a great flavor to it.

So is he bragging that he was invited to get naked with Bitch McConnell or Lady Graham? Who offered their ass for him to snort coke off of?