Anything that isn’t related to Walmart is good enough for me.

Heidi who?

A friend of mine was getting married and had invited another friend of mine. Something happened at the very last minute and he wasn’t able to make it so his brother invited himself instead. His reasoning was “no need for them to waste a plate of food they already paid for”. Then he got drunk, stupid and draped himself…

It’s the day I stand around waiting for a “Christian” to burst into flames.

A high school friend came to visit and brought her then 6 year old daughter who was an evil witch. Her grandmother swore that the child could do no wrong and let her do whatever she wanted. The child knew it and used it as justification for being horrible. One evening when she was being particularly nasty I pulled out…

Sometimes hot, always salty with a splash of vinegar. It sounds vile and makes me wonder how it got out of product testing.

They are both narcissistic media whores. It’s a wonder their relationship lasted as long as it did. There is only so much room for one overblown ego. Never enough room for two.

I don’t care about people kissing in public as long as they aren’t trying to eat each others face off, or trying to fellate their partners uvula. What crosses the line for me is people groping each others crotch in public. If you want a hand job, go back to your car.

The thing with the tampon is just gross. There is no excuse for that and really makes me question why she does it. What did her mother teach her as a young woman or is this some sort of passive aggressive behavior to get back at her husband for something.

I hear you. At some point they are just making themselves out to be nothing but rich white trash.

I’m going to keep calling it whatever I want. I’m under no illusion that racism isn’t alive and well in this country, but not everything has to do with race. The world can’t be sanitized because then we forget where we came from and history just keeps repeating itself.

Are people really such delicate flowers?

If you do it right, then this is a conversation you only need to have once.

That toddler scream that disturbs everyone nearby in a restaurant. The scream where others politely turn their head and ignore it because this is their first time in the last year that they’ve been able to socialize. The scream where a friend of mine loudly says, hey how about you control your demon child instead of…

I can understand sharing your dietary issues with the host to make sure you don’t eat anything that isn’t safe for you. As for anyone else invited, why should you have to explain it to them? I’m in charge of what goes in my mouth. If I don’t want to eat it, I’m not going to, and it isn’t up for discussion.

Yeah, the same group that uses YouTube to diagnose themselves with brain cancer. Amazing, isn’t it?

I’m still amazed that one person armed with Google can provide a more detailed and accurate scientific study than the CDC can.

As someone who was bullied I learned the value of sarcasm. One quick and cutting comment that lays their flaws bare works wonders. Sometimes a random explosion to make you look slightly crazy and unpredictable is the key. A guy who sat behind me kept kicking my chair, and his friend would bump into me or kick it when…

Green bean casserole is an abomination on humanity.

If I look at things people do through the lens of “everyone is crazy” then the bat shit, irrational things they do don’t bother me. Why did they do that, when they knew it was going to blow up in their face? Well, they’re crazy.