Hi, dears.

As a Missourian I can’t say how elated I am when we hit national news, of any sort. As a PROGRESSIVE Missourian, being able to share this shitstain’s mugshot is the pinnacle of my fucking month.

Rachel Nichols is a treasure.

I’ve been following Chancellor’s upbringing periodically - there are several news stories, Investigative Discovery, A&E, shows, etc. about the case - and I know how irrational it sounds since I’ve never met Rae Carruth and have nothing to do with anyone in the story, but I legitimately hate this man. He doesn’t…

Rae, you took away her daughter and left her to raise your son, who you also intended to kill. A son with severe disabilities, who no doubt was a huge burden to raise by herself.

Ban assault rifles. Ban assault rifles. Ban assault rifles. We can talk about background checks and whatever later. But for the love of god, ban assault rifles.

*vomit* There must be better lawyers near you. I hope so at least.

i don’t think there’s anything he could do that would turn them off, thats why i’m bothered by this.

Wow, that was fast:

Sean Hannity blames Obama for historic market crash

I was just telling my wife that there hasn’t been a right-winger involved in a scandal or horror for the last five years where, having seen their picture for the first time, my initial reaction hasn’t been “Look at this dork.”

Also:

Maybe the snakes in your head were hissing too loudly. Mine sure were.

I get the feeling he’s one of those who feels justified in beating the shit out of his girlfriend if dinner isn’t on the table right on the dot.

And ya know...if his gf WANTS to do this, then I guess it is her right. If that’s how she gets kinky, then whatever. But to insist his daughters should behave that way is abhorant. If it was their choice, so be it, but if not, it’s inconcevable to me that a father would risk the safety and welfare of his daughters…

Re: the propaganda poster. Swear to God, if I hear them use the phrase “so-called”one more goddamned time in reference to something that “actually is,” I’m going to kick a baby.

I like how one Twitter user put it: “Courtland Sykes is what happens when you let Jesus take the wheel and he crashes into a truck full of Axe body spray.”

*badabing*

I absolutely loooove “nasty snake-filled heads” on the “hell-bent feminist she-devils”— think Samantha Bee’s site will start selling that on a t-shirt?…

So does his girlfriend come over to his house to fix him dinner? Because if she lives there already and he hasn’t made an honest woman out of her by putting a ring on it, it sounds an awful lot like they are LIVING IN SIN.

Fuck him. Dinner is at five.

I live in Nunes’ district. The most densely-populated parts are northern (suburban) Fresno and Clovis, which are generally whiter, more conservative, and more affluent. He’s received more than twice the vote of his Democratic challenger in the last two elections.

So an injoke in the FBI, likely a mocking reference to Trump and co’s insane paranoia, is now being used by the paranoid as proof of a conspiracy?