It’s the hope that kills you.

I hate myself. I hate Cody Parkey. I am Cody Parkey?

Welcome to the life of a former Chargers fan. Figures they’ll win the Super Bowl from LA. If that’s not a giant karmic middle finger, I don’t want to know what is.

CHARGERS SAINTS ALL THE WAY

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Romo is fucking great and it’s wonderful how much better football can be with someone talking actual strategy during the game. 

Having Tony Romo call this game was AWESOME. His enthusiasm and expertise shined on every series and unlike the useless humps every other network employs he was able to communicate the more intricate concepts behind the Ravens offense. The Browns did slow them down during their second half comeback. But instead of…

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

There isn’t a single line they won’t cross if they think they could get away with it. And since they keep getting away with it...

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

So, drinking it is then.  I see something called ‘sour mash’ is on sale; I’ll take a couple of gallons.

Yes. Succinctly put. Fuck this shit.

me too girl, me too..

How bad are the times?

Is that you, Senator Collins?

Or people could have just swallowed their pride and voted for the person who wasn’t a lying, contract breaking, pussy grabbing con man. Seems pretty obvious to me. Glaringly so now.

Screw everyone who felt that the Supreme Court was not enough of a reason to vote for Hillary. I bet your conscience must feel great. 

“Due process, innocent until proven guilty! Also they are all paid protestors by George Soros and it’s all a giant conspiracy I have no proof of.”

I’ll add “The Kavanaugh investigation was a sham meant to shut us up and cover their asses” to the list of things I hoped I was wrong about.

Seconded: Fuck this shit.