I don’t know why this is so hilarious to me BUT IT IS

Vaginas attacking his soul

Here’s my unsolicited take: if we weren’t friends before we dated, why would I be friends with you after we break up? If you dumped me (common!) it’s pretty awkward to be around someone I’ve had sex with who is having sex with someone else because they don’t want to have sex with me any more. If I dumped you (less…

Sometimes people really feel bad and signal that in awkward ways. Sometimes people are fucking nuts.

Big Hands used to own the Baskin Robbins in my neighborhood - first time I ever got star struck was meeting him, a real live Charger. And when Kellen Winslow showed up at one of my soccer games bc he was a friend of someone’s dad, well holy shit, kids and parents alike almost passed out from joy. All those people are…

Yeah that was.the Chargers. No one else.

Official polls put it just under 5% if I recall correctly. Hunter, Curtis and Justin Halpern sum up how most of us natives feel quite nicely - i personally hope the Chargers end up as humiliated by this as much as we feel humiliated by loving this anal fissure of a franchise just to have them leave. Fuck the whole…

Definitely not.

TOUPEE FIASCO HAHAHAHAHA I ❤️ you

Did some fabulous molly in NH, hopefully they’re still enjoying their status...

Haha my first thought was ‘that mini weasel isn’t cuming for shit, maybe if he did he’d be less of a raging douche’

LETS HOPE SO

That’s goddamn great. My bathroom renovation starts NOW

What else is new? In my experience these trade associations (of any ilk) have mostly become very far removed from being organizations that have any interest in workers - unions included. So I try to look at the organization and what the best political position is for that organization itself, not what’s best for the…

California would have such a collective stroke, we’d all simultaneously collapse, causing our entire state to break away and give all those mid-Westerners what they have wet dreams about 😉

You are probably correct - I know nothing about him and your revelation (to me, at least) about him having done this before is UM WUT and kinda proves my point. As far as *practical (aka real)* impact, I defer to someone with obviously greater information. My initial response was ideological more than anything, so no…

But there is a reason to get riled. Theoretically. Party affiliation is supposed to signal some kind of ideological base to stand behind. Changing party affiliation for political expediency is A number 1 sign you stand for nothing and are a paid whore. In my opinion. Regardless of which direction you chose to veer…

And, just FYI, Riri IS the one true, I love that

Justice is blind...and slow as fuck.

Let’s be real - all this means is that for 17 days he doesn’t have to pretend he’s doing something other than watching tv while he tweets utterly revolting/asinine/incoherent word vomit