I gotta know - have you been the victim of a magpie dive bomb? I hear this is a normal experience for Australian children. But again - wtf? Also - birds freak me out lol.

We should be ashamed of ourselves.

Haha this is what’s so conflicting - y’all are so unbelievably nice and great - but EVERY NON-HUMAN CREATURE THERE ACTIVELY WANTS TO KILL ME 🤣🤣🤣 love y’all, moving to Oz as soon as possible. Mostly because down UNDAH it’s ok to be a remorseless drunk and still succeed at life. The world needs a little more Aussie…

!!!!! Had a (little!! So little!!!) nephew bit by a funnel web who had to be airlifted - he was SUPER stoked to ride in a helicopter....before he passed out ....HOLY SHIT it was terrifying. And the Aussie friends were like oh it’s not the worst kind of funnel web. ....Um wut?!?!?!?!?! I love the land down under, I…

It wasn’t one blogger. They set about on a campaign of enlisting associates/acquaintances (who never employed this photographer) to trash this photographer in every social media forum available- for the admitted purpose of destroying her business and the implied (or maybe express) purpose of increasing this lady’s…

Gotta love lawyers....sue first, ask questions later

Nah they’ll declare BK and screw her over again

It’s ok to be a dick when someone fucks up their end of the bargain. I’m a lawyer so I’m always a dick but I like to believe there is (for you normals) a middle ground between being an asshole and being entitled to what you pay for...

Generally it would be based on what she’s earned in the past to estimate what she could have earned but did not because some douchebag blogger set out to destroy this photographer’s successful business for the sake of her own notoriety

DITTO. Breaking news: words mean something people, and when you sign something that says ‘I agree to this,’ well then YOU ARE ACTUALLY AGREEING TO THAT.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES. THOSE WORDS MEAN NOTHING BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT PART OF THE ORIGINAL STATUE.

Samesies.

My retired mom volunteers at her local library as a literacy tutor and her favorite ‘student’ is a middle-aged Mexican immigrant who wants to learn more english so she can help her kids with their homework and maybe, hopefully, one day, God willing, their college applications...fuck these people.

The ‘yikes’ is not the accusation but that people believe it...

Well duh. Can someone please beat him up NOW? Preferably Michelle Obama because that would be proof (a) God exists...

Why in the ever loving fuck do all our White House briefings spend so much time on who fucking praises and adores this turd burger piss-poor excuse for a human?????????????????? It makes me so fuckng stabby.

Is this because if white men are going to be forced to accept an ‘other,’ better if it’s someone they would bang??

Why are you still trying to make sense of the bullshit vomit coming out of his mouth, his fingers, his...wherever?

Oh I got plenty, you can have some free of charge. I got fucks to give cuz I’m a sucker who cares. Jokes on me.