It does not make anyone feel better to think it’s us and Syria against the world, pls ppl stop pointing this out 😭

Every damn day we all come to Barf Bag to commiserate bc we all have all the sadz about the state of humanity. Yet the run-away train keeps rolling toward doom. I need a lifeline. PS my phone correcting ‘sadz’ to Sade made me happy there for a second. It’s a sad, sad world.

You know, one day she might be 70 too. And when she is, she’ll be damn lucky if she is still able to work out and drive herself to the gym, all the daily mundane tasks we take for granted until they’re gone. Hopefully by then she’ll realize just how terrible it was to mock that woman. My grandpa joined a gym at 90 bc…

As his constituent I can tell you his is the epitome of everything terrible about the Republican establishment who is devoid enough of any true morality to stand up to the ideologically empty Cheetolini bc he cares most about his own money and status. He serves none of the most pressing needs of his district, just the…

I’m depressed because I watch the news lol

Nah, you’re just not retired

This what is (hopefully) happening in lots of homes. I- a former Federalist Society member and previously slightly right of Atilla the Hun - have recently purchased year-long subscriptions to WaPo, NYT and the New Yorker. SEE?? TRUMP IS DOING GOOD WORK lol

I pray to all that is holy you are correct. But to prove the legal crime of ‘obstruction of justice’ generally requires proof of a corrupt intent. Trump is too stupid or too smart (HA) to have formed any specific intent to obstruct a fucking crosswalk, let alive me a federal investigation. This dipshit doesn’t believe…

Congratulations!! Recognizing this moral grey zone is the beginning of being a GREAT lawyer! I say this as a (very depressed and ashamed) lawyer. Welcome to the dark side!! We’ll buy your soul for $.00001!!

I don’t think ‘RUN.’ I think ‘hahahahaha you get what you deserve, you stupid dipshit.’ I am going to hell but I’ll enjoy the show along the way...

No no no....stay on the train and enjoy the flight over the edge mother fucker. (Talking to Nunes, not you)

Only WAY less fun

Like the cheating boyfriend who constantly accuses you of cheating 🙄 We’re all just a dumb gf willfully ignoring the writing on the wall ....but with nuclear bombs as a side dish

The problem is - as is too frequent - that the legal definition of ‘obstruction of justice’ is much more stringent than the practice of actually trying to obstruct justice. So the lawyer side says ‘can you prove the elements to make the case’ while the human side says JFC it’s so obvious

Fair enough. I apologize, my original comment was not articulated well. My point was that not every Mexican who comes across the border wants to stay here. You are correct - ‘they’ are not savages. Many are smart/practical enough to know they can come here, make more money and go home at the end of the day. Where I…

He’s from there. #notastalker

One of the very few I came across in person and was NOT disappointed by reality (I’m looking at you, 5' 2 Ed Norton...)

Doesn’t qualify and Ima sound so dumb - and old - BUT I stumbled across ‘Honey I Shrunk the Kids’ on tv and I totally stopped changing channels bc I remember being young and thinking the older brother was so freakin hot and it was the first time as a kid that I wanted to kiss THAT GUY....watched it again. Yikes, not…

It’s not that peculiar or specific or whatever. Just confusing. My dad died of brain cancer - not at all a bad guy! - but the disconnect between what you want to believe and what becomes can’t be reconciled. My daddy lost his mind, slowly and painfully, and there’s no way to make sense of it. Totally opposite reasons…

Oh please. It’s not a rough approximation of what he promised. It’s what’s been there for years and is a fucking fence. Someone around Cheetolini is smart enough to know that fucking big beautiful wall will never happen and they’re looking for ways to spin ‘updating the existing fence’ as ‘BOLLARD/LEVEE WALL’. Those…