Since the average male height in the US is ~5'10", the average vertical reach will be ~7'9". Which means to dunk, the average male would need a 33" vertical.

Shooting in the wrong basket does score points for the other team. The points get credited to the player of that team closest to the basket.

I dunno, this seems to fit with the general “let’s write negatively about a thing” trend.

It reads like shitty rap lyrics.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

A bit performative? I mean, the baby even had a home birth. I bet the parents are vegan too and the child will only be allowed to play with organic wood toys made from recycled wagon wheels.  

As Sarah notes, this is a tricky issue. As far as where transgender people want to take a piss, that’s really their business - use whatever restroom you’re comfortable in. However, this kind of thing affects other people. The biological girls that got their asses kicked in these races have a legitimate gripe, in my,…

I often wonder why I waste my time and money on something that mostly just frustrates me, and I agree totally with the first paragraph here. As someone in there 30s, who grew up playing reasonably competitive sports, golf is one of the only things on the planet I could conceivably get better at, rather than worse,…

I honestly can’t believe there hasn’t been a stronger movement to take “conservatism” back from these kinds of half-wits. For the last 20-30 years, conservatism has been allowed to slide from a somewhat cynical and decidedly pro-business—but not completely fucking evil—place into this arrogant, proudly-ignorant,…

Bathroom Bill sounds like a Garbage Pail Kid.

I feel you my dude, but it’s Lou Williams’ fault he jumps. Those Harden foul calls are hot bullshit, but if you’re pump-faked into the air, you will invariably suffer the consequences. Larry Bird, Reggie Miller, Mike Jordan, and dozens of others are in the HOF for, among other reasons, getting their defenders to bite…

My Dad grew up in eastern Kentucky, about 80 miles up Highway 27 from Frozen Head. He ran all through high school, and even got a cross country scholarship to a school in North Carolina. Like most people from rural Kentucky, going to college 200 miles away was about 195 miles too far, so he dropped out, came back,…

He named the two horses Rougned Odor and Rougned Odor.

Good example.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

To be fair, the country didn’t want either of the nominated candidates. They just had to choose between two lying craven idiots and the flying toupe looked less corrupt than the same old same old.

I didn’t realize your 3 and 5 year old were personally responsible for the state of the world but if you really feel like ruining their Christmas instead of doing anything proactive like, oh, I don’t know, contacting your senator or volunteering with an organization that’s actively affected by the state of things,…

I see Drew has become a shill for BIG FOOTNOTE now