TBH: Other than these articles on Jezebel about his troubles with the law for the last year or so, I have never heard of this person.

Who does Oliver think he's dealing with, Minor Peargray?

Okay....

Editorial assignments...

Jalopnik, figure out how to blame this on Trump.
Jezebel, put the blame on men (in general).
Root, use this to put white people on blast... give “Preowned Patty” what-for.
Kotaku, think you can spin this around on the transphobes?

Here’s an easy thing you can do on Twitter that’ll save you a lot of hassle and mockery, Ted Cruz. Don’t “like” weird shit. You don’t have to do it!! The author of the tweet won’t notice you haven’t done it, won’t call you out for it, and it’ll save you a lot of embarrassment when you get caught liking whatever creepy…

The best football coach I ever had refused to give me a playbook because I wasn’t a starter, and when asked why I wasn’t a starter, told me it was because I didn’t know the plays. 

There isn’t a bias...they don’t pass to the guys who are more likely to drop/lose the ball either.

You know, not that Stalin doesn’t have his faults or bad takes, but he’s never been nearly as bad as either Hitler or Mussolini. Or Mugabe. He’s not a dog whistle racist like Hitler, he’s not whatever invectives you’d like to throw at Mugabe (all deserved). And he’s not a pointless contrarian like Mussolini.

Jezebel’s repeated and total erasure of the voice of trafficking victims is disgraceful. The total ignorance displayed about the anti-sex trafficking organisations and survivors who supported and advocated for this legislation is embarrassing. The changes made in mark up are clearly beyond this site’s ability to…

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

Sounds like “Rookie of the Year” meets “Shallow Hal”. But, y’know, for chicks.

Am I supposed to be upset over this? It sounds to me like ESPN should have been smart enough not to trash one of their sponsors in a headline in the first place.

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

You can metaphorically lick my taint.

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.

They must’ve used a racist coin.

The Prince bit was obviously for the local connection Prince had to Minnesota. But don’t let context get in the way of your narrative.

I find it hilarious how the Breitbart commenters turn on each other so readily. They’re all competing to see who can be the most virulently right-wing.

Most of the kid-specific reasons I hear about people moving out to a suburb usually pertains to the quality of the schools. Not to say that urban city schools are bad, but in the region I live (the southeast) that’s generally the reason.

Texas only gave it to him once.

I’m not a kid anymore, summer is just the time of year when I arrive at work sweaty as hell.