I don’t care what the FDA says, the proper serving size for ice cream is and always will be a pint and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

the 37different genders is not why dems lost. It’s this reaction in this exact post why the dems lost the election. It was a fucking joke.

It’s a fucking joke!! This reaction to a fucking joke is why Dems lost the election.

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

it was a good joke

Ahh, an aging queen. This whole diatribe makes so much more sense now.

Totally agree. I think Liberals need to take a long look in the mirror and think about one thing, arrogance. They have been so cocky and arrogant about this election cycle or the last two or three. It jumped up and bit them in the ass in a huge way last night.

As the bloodbath among Democrats begins, don’t all just dump on Hillary and the DNC. A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.

So, the same nation that elected Obama a mere eight years ago is now all of a sudden a bunch of assholes? Nah, your candidate was just shitty enough to lose to a reality TV blowhard (pending a late miracle!). This says much, MUCH more about Clinton than it does about Trump, or this country.

Using gay slurs, saying mean things about classmates and inappropriate things about girls? Technology may have changed the platform but it’s safe to say that this generation didn’t invent any of that.

i think this happens at every high school in the entire world. teens are rude assholes, news at 11

This is what we in baskebtball call a “play”. It requires players on offense to move in an organized fashion that they have rehearsed before the actual game. Of course without this insider information that I just provided, the average layperson would just marvel at LeBron throwing the ball in a random direction…

Point of order: The Vikings offensive line is so so bad using them as an example doesn’t prove any points.

Does it matter? If Romo starts week 8, he’ll be back on IR by week 9.

It’s very odd to be scrolling through the comments and come across a half nude picture of yourself.

Are there any stats on how many of these murders happen because a meerkat wants to just relax a little with a beer after a hard day of working in the jungle and another meerkat won’t shut the fuck up about how badly the lawn needs mowing and it has to be done right away so it looks nice when that meerkat’s mother…

They enjoy being assholes. It’s that simple. There is no other explanation for this non-story.

Nate’s whole thing is that emotionally over-invested partisans (non-sociopaths) continually read too much into every little event, aided by narrative-driven media members.

It looks like NYC area has about as many mass shootings as the entire state of Texas:

I quit Gawker before they ended because of garbage like this and now I’m about to quit Deadspin. Sill sports gifs and cutsey bear posts aren’t worth the social justice shithole this place is turning into.