As a San Diego resident who doesn't give a flying fuck about the NFL all I can really say is this. It's all true, this city sucks. Don't bother coming here, just stay in whatever awesome Midwest town you grew up in. And for god damn sure don't move here from Boston. You won't like it. For real, don't move here. …

How would this strategy translate to an auction-style draft?

Funny story,

I've never been blocked, so I'm gonna tell the story of the time I blocked Darren Rovell on Twitter. It was maybe two years ago, and I was fake-RTing him saying dumb shit (which, yes, is obnoxious, but also funny sometimes!). I'd read about his (deeply wienery) habit of following people just long enough to send them…

If tanning beds could talk Al Davis would've had to sell the Raiders.

I've been wanting to use this.

As I sip from my Soda that I'm sure someone spit in

I hate to be a douche, but her teammates are mad because the wrong girl is getting all the attention. Altynbekova is pretty, but girl to left is purtier.

Way way hotter....(going to start a FB page of her and start a rumor that they hate each other).

her teammate #3 was way hotter

I think any woman who has the spare cash to afford a manservant clearly has a significant degree of power in her life, so I rolled my eyes at the last paragraph.

This is so hypocritical. If this service was for bachelor parties with naked female servants instead of males we would all be up in arms. How does belittling the opposite sex to a naked servant help with gender equality at all? Neither females OR males should be objectified like this.

The MLB union must be one of the most effective unions anywhere. All guaranteed money. The Phillies are dying to get rid of Ryan Howard, but if they release him they still owe him $ 60M. Few would argue football is the more brutal sport, yet teams can just cut players at their whim, and the contract isn't honored. A…

Sigh. The first time I attempted anal he assumed liquid dial would work just as well as lube. *SPOILER ALERT*

The complainant went to get a ketchup bottle to squirt Davis, but someone stopped her

Government inspectors and regulations stifle their ability to sell old, dropped meat. Do you hate the American entrepreneur?

Hey, he still gets time on Alex Jones.