Why don't you just divorce the dude.sounds like your manly enough to handle it.

did you at least let him keep his testicles in a jar next to his crate

Kluwe went on to add that the Vikings had a small penis, and the Vikings shot back that Kluwe cries after sex.

I live in the Bay Area and my best friend's brother came to visit. We decided to do touristy things that we never do, so we took him to SF and ended up eating at the Hard Rock Cafe. The manager came around to the tables asking if each party wanted to enter a drawing for a free trip to New York. It didn't seem like…

I had a 2,640 pound steel door crush me to the ground back in November and I'm not dead, a quadriplegic, a paraplegic , in a body cast, or dead. Did I mention I'm not dead?

If you aren't having sex, you aren't in a relationship. You're roommates.

I truly have ZERO issues with this. Good for him (and I'd say the same if it were the other way around). Sex is an important part of a marriage. As you grow together, things come in that make that tougher, such as kids and strains on a career, but to constantly get shot down by your wife for what seem to be some BS…

IMDB says the guy who played Brad, the obviously main character, optioned the screenplay to Sony in 2001.

those jerseys and the hornets jerseys are the only acceptable uses of teal

(The Flyers introduced black alternates two years later.) -"goddammit, they always win." - - Phil Mushnick

90s teal craze >>> 00s powder blue craze

I lived a coke addict once...and THIS roommate was worse:

This isn't my story, it's MrLizard's. MrLizard (who was, at this point, my boyfriend) had just finished his master's degree and gotten a job in a small city. All the appartments available in this area were a little expensive but quite nice (2-3 bedrooms, 1200+ sqft, nice ammenities, ~$800/mo). He had a very good job…

Does it count if you're related?

I don't know why my sister decided to go to the same university as I, but for whatever reason, she did. And because she did, my parents bought half of a duplex for us to live in together. She never cleaned up after herself, and would in turn call our parents to let them know that I was…

I read the article in 2:00 minutes (800 WPM, Rx)

Double cock joke in the last line caught me completely off guard. Well done sir.

Patti can mix it up, but she's fun and really nice.

As a Nashvillian and someone who works in music, I could really go on a rant here, but I won't...at least I'll try not to.

If they don't comply, cut off their heads and put them on pikes at the edge of the village.