No. Wrong. You get borned into a team and you live and die and die some more with that team. You move to a different city, you still rail at the incompetent ownership and putrid coaching and talentless gutless bunch of overpaid has-beens who dare befoul the formerly proud uniform you idolized as a kid. You don’t adopt…

Chef: MY MOM

Going to Getty Images for sexy pictures is the modern descendent of the Sears catalog underwear section.

Grayson Allen was about the most Utah pick they could have possibly made. He is inextricably “scrappy” and “white.”

This is why people hate soccer.

His actual comps are Harrison Barnes and Danilo Gallinari who are a lot like KD and Giannis in that they are tall and play basketball professionally.

You mentioned that puto is “allegedly” gender neutral... and I didn’t grow up in an area where gay people were very open about their sexuality (it was a small, religious town, so I’m sure it was bigoted as hell), but to me that word most definitely is gender neutral and it’s more often used as an equivalent of…

What a travesty. Enes is the one who plays for the Knicks.

So many weird things about this story:
1) There was $100,000 just lying around in that house.
2) There’s a Lebanese basketball team called “Champville SC.”
3) The Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

THANK YOU. Came here to respond the same. Our two national teams might not be as good as Brazil vs Argentina, but the hatred is absolutely there. Even a momentary googling of fan behavior at Azteca would make this perfectly clear. Bags of urine, protective barriers, closed coliseum sections, requiring extra f-ing…

I have quite a few badass single moms in my life, but I also have equally as badass single dads. I think they can also have their time in the sun without ceremoniously being shit on.

on mother’s day, will you have an article about all of the #dadmoms out there too?

Tiffany has been annointed. She’s going to have to go seriously off the rails to lose her crown. Unfortunately the us vs them world engendered by the internet makes it impossible for someone to just be a person. Jezebel exists to raise people up or bury them. But thats because they serve the mob.

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

Just walking down the sidewalk, day drinking.

So you’re saying that it is absolutely true that these things are usually true?

You’ll still count as a rookie after your gap year.

Do Not Ever Underestimate....

Earl Boykins is near lock because of his head’s proximity to doorknobs

I prefer dog racing, the true sport of kings. Too bad they no longer let monkeys ride the dogs around the track. Nothing like seeing a monkey whip a dog down the backstretch!