“The only remaining way for Crowley to do the right thing is to switch his residency to Virginia, where his family resides and his children already go to school. It would fix the problem he created in an instant.”

Messi is not the only one taking PK's, not necessarily making them. There are plenty of soccer scrubs making them against world class keepers. Hell, sometimes the KEEPERS are able to score in PK's.

Unless that’s all we really know them for. Before, LeBron was a choker and mentally weak when he was losing, but became a champion and an entrepeneur as he started to win. I don’t think the judgement is as all-emcompassing in this anology, but public figures are generally judged by what is put into the public sphere.…

To be clear, I also think pageants are archaic and dumb.

Sports?

“But this is Deadspin, and you didn’t come here to read about how the Cardinals are doing on the field on some random-ass July day.”

I don’t get why the casting agent/director aren’t getting more flack for casting Johansson twice. Not saying Johansson shouldn’t be questioned, but I really haven’t heard the backlash their way.

I get that it’s technically different sites, but I don’t understand how the “Amazon is a shitty corporation” and "Get your Prime Day deals" articles are almost next to each other. Choose a lane guys.

Clearly says business majors, people who go to school to learn to make money, not business owners who are trying to run a business.

Not very sympathetic, but this is the life they chose. If you choose to live on the edge, you might just fall over.

Maybe I should be reading a news site for information and not a blog, but can you atleast include the office she’s running for?

Ahh, the professional “It’s a prank bro”

How much you wanna bet he’s a “White Lives Matter” guy?

I love the “I’m not mad, I actually respect their dirty play” petty backhanded-compliment.

Yeah, thank god we still have Greece.

“We would like to say that we are 100% behind our advisor and everything he does for our children/students.”

“they’re going to ask Congress to pass a broad federal anti-sports gambling prohibition. For the integrity of the game. For the children. For ... well, you already know why.”

Sooo... Dez didn’t catch it?

Yeah, when a young team doesn’t have their starting point guard (Rubio) and loses their best player (Mitchell) midgame, they tend to collapse like they did, especially against a veteran team.

Hey Ben, as someone great once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. —Wayne Gretsky” —Michael Scott