Cutler is making elite QB money

UPDATE 1 AM:

Kahled was really keepin busy there, hits a 3, does a performance, and gets dunked over in the span of like 12 mins. Aka “the brook Lopez hat trick”

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine.

It’s about player safety. What if they infect the opposing team with cooties?

It can be hard to remember last decade, but the Nets went to back to back Finals.

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Maybe? I’ve got THC in my system and I can assure you I’m not high.

Most likely it’s only trace amounts of metabolites sitting in some fat cells in his body, it’s not like the drug (whatever it is) is still in there and having any effect.

Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

She is such ao badass diva she cant even be bothered to sing her own stuff. Boss level 10

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.

Ha ha, yeah, the original commenter doesn’t even realize ESPN is short for “español.”

I’d argue the real mistake is being in a group text in which “Brady is putting on a top shelf performance here!” can be sent unironically.