Haven’t seen Trout this much on Sale since the last toxic EPA river dump.

The 49ers closed out their practice at half-speed, and ended the whole thing after just two hours—much shorter than normal.

• The team jersey must be tucked in at the waist.

These MLB suspensions are for the birds.

Adrian Beltre is a good sports human.

Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them.

Wilmer Flores’s 2015 Salary: $513,543

I wouldn’t give a goddamn dollar, much less tens of millions, to anyone with two first names.

The actual World’s Most Interesting Man. I had the good fortune of meeting him once and was 2000-teenage-girl-meeting-N*Sync-on-TRL level starstruck.

“GM Alex Anthopoulos is buying...”

WHY YOUR COURT SUCKS 2015: U.S. District Court of Minnesota

Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your PA mic??

Got six games for putting ketchup on a hot dog.

I really really really really really really really like you, Leslie, but “Trap Queen” is not the song of the summer.

Win, or win not (and there is no Tri).

Some Minnesotan. Didn’t even bring him back and use the meat for hotdish.

One needs only to look at the Patriots’ schedule to realize his suspension is the perfect length for the NFL marketing machine. Game #5 for New England is a Sunday night game... in prime time... against the Colts.

Per terms of the deal, the Coyotes will collect all hockey-related revenue streams that previously went to the City of Glendale, including a portion of naming rights, ticket surcharges and parking revenue, while the city will pay $6.5 million a year to the Coyotes to manage the arena.