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Welcome to Lifehacker?

People who use Twitter have sex?

Have you seen Ishtar?

Reading no, novels somewhat.

Sarcasm?

Grounds for divorce.

🎵 Four-picture dickshow goin’ up… on a Wednesday… 🎵

How's that?

Alpha male.

And then they have daughters.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorita… much?

Can you please write all sitcoms from now on?

Having multiple options so people can choose what works best for them are also good things, you know.

Guys. Momento. Aleady includes pulling in your posts from Facebook and costs a dollar less. And it's been around since 2009.