Imagine if you started to suck at your job. And instead of people feeling sorry for you, they fat-shamed you and complained that you didn’t want to talk about how much you sucked. Now imagine those people are New York City reporters. Now imagine if spiders could fly. Now imagine that your whole house was covered in…

Talk about a punch in the face to Rangers fans.

I get you’re a Mets’ homer but thisis a liiiiiitle bit of an exaggeration.

Griffin instructed the coaches to let him speak uninterrupted

It is not a rulebook mandated ejection.

Every ump who ejects someone for arguing balls and strikes deserves a fuck you.

A bench is certainly a good symbol for someone who spent most of his career as a DH.

Guess you failed this class.

Well apparently people can’t dislike Radiohead without being dipshits about it either.

Yo dawg, I heard you like pizza diarrhea.

wait

There’s no way he succinctly communicated an idea in a single paragraph.

But also...

The hits just keep on coming for the Braves. Well, I mean, not on the field.

It’s Atlanta. There is absolutely no scenario where “the traffic won’t really be that bad.”

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Can confirm. Have a mini White Sox helmet. It doubles as a funny dog hat.

That’s because nobody actually knows what a balk is. Umps included.

Bad opinion.