3/4 of a gallon of water is a lot and way more than you need, especially if you aren't doing manual labor in the sun all day.

There’s a certain segment of sports fandom that believes that sports team ownership is a vanity project for billionaires which is artificially limited and protected from anti-trust laws all in the name of better serving the team’s fans, and that if the ownership has to degrade the team in order to pay decades worth of…

lol

If you’re going for troll, your first post needs to be subtler. If you’re going for satire, you need a punchline and some more internal consistency.

A prevent defense is designed to avoid technically scoring by giving up a lot of receptions.

A prevent defense is the anal only technical virgin of defensive alignments.

So yes, that is what Jesus wants.

If you like it that way, go for it I guess. When you say “straight” do you mean in shots, or just sipping on it? Either way, you do you, but maybe....temper your appetites some? Pounding big gulps of vodka is gonna catch up with you eventually. Unless you’re a college student. Then you are immortal and shouldn’t let…

Counterpoint: no they didn’t.

Oven mitt. Clearly

He showed his ass admitting that the Benghazi committee is just a partisan attack on Clinton, which made his narrow “crazy, but not THAT crazy” coalition too narrow to win.

“Hey. Fuck you.”

:( RIP Nationals season

Calling this anything other than a Tour de Franzia means that the people organizing it had already drunk themselves too stupid to be trusted.

It’s a risk though. You’re getting something cool on the regular that you don’t deserve by sheer momentum. If you affect it at all, you risk throwing the balance of the universe off. If you want that burrito, you have 3 options: 1. throw it away like a monster 2. give it to a homeless person like a monster that thinks…

The diluting in water thing is a joke about homeopathy, since that is what they literally believe.

Good news! Coooooooorl says it's okay for you to keep blogging. Close scrape there, almost being out of a job.

KingofSarcasma showed immense trolling potential his first year, seamlessly weaving concussions, political ideologies, and abortion into a single post while commenters crashed around him. Sadly, he was never the same after I broke his leg in 2015

Lol

Yeah, but that song sucks

Rich kids go to Princeton to get a great education and to build the social capital/make the connections that will allow them to be rich adults later. More money to let poor kids in would immensely benefit them.

I think that it is just a different tool for a different age. Politics today is absurd, but it is wide awake absurd. I feel like everyone believes that it was just like this back in the early 2000s, but I remember it well. It was just as loud and absurd and everybody thought it was FOR REAL. Members of Congress were…