I remember the day that my roommate was going to the 2005 anti-Iraq protests, signs in hand, ready to make a difference. On the way out the door, he saw Jon Stewart making a fart noise. Content, he threw his signs in the garbage and moved along.

Look, you aren't wrong for this or for the batman piece, but seriously, does anyone doubt for even a second that U2 is Superman's favorite band? You can't have it both ways

Yes, that is happening and it's stupid, but what is really killing me is the "BUT HE PAID A LOT OF MONEY TO KILL THIS LION MAKES U THINK RITE????" that I'm seeing a lot of. Mostly wealthy fops that think being a member of a hunting lodge makes them Ernest Fucking Hemmingway

It is also the name of a real, respected organization. This particular troll shop doesn't seem to have done anything except these videos

you can get a kickball to fly pretty far, but you have to actually swing your foot a couple inches off the ground, so that you hit it square in the center.

Ironic name for a Twins fan. Gonna have to get past the Royals to make it to the playoffs

The Astros have the best record in the AL and second best in baseball (after the Cardinals). I'm not a fan, but they aren't terrible, largely due to the kind of information that was in the Ground Control system.

A lot of teams would be worse off if you took away their best player.

Nats fans in Atlanta unite!

Fuck that. I love the Nationals, and this whole "assault someone because they hurt your fee-fees" thing is best suited to shittier teams. I'm not saying they won't do it, but they shouldn't

Most communists and other left wing adherents believe that white supremacy, like misogyny and nationalism, is a divide and conquer tool of the ruling class.

103 pitches. Not a particularly heavy workload, even if he was using his reach back 97 mph stuff more than usual.

Fuck that. They've made a helluva team in DC. Why go and turn into the Braves or the D-Backs?

Harper-esque meaning getting intentionally hit by grumpy asshole pitchers for being better than them?

Here, maybe you missed the subtlety:

This was pretty good, but the co-ed rugby comment showed your hand a little too soon. 7/10. Would be trolled by again.

I still can't tell if you're trolling, but surely a distinction can be made between rugby as a sport and the culture that surrounds men's rugby teams in the US, right?

Followed by a multipart Shakespearian comedy of errors where nobody bothered to point at the menu? Also, English is Ghana’s official first language and is pretty much what is spoken in urban areas and among elites, so it would be very strange if diplomats to the US were unable to speak it clearly.

They were talking about the Green Lantern

Ouch