Billy Bob Thornton as a lawyer-turned-lumberjack totally works.

The real question is why Lil Bub was involved.

I expected a black screen so this is misleading.

Upvoted for colicky.

This is untrue. He's very good at appearing to be genuinely excited about playing video games, which is all we ever wanted in a late night talk show host.

Frightened Rabbit. Didn't love their last album but the earlier ones are pretty great.

His ego would likely not provide for this. What's really odd to me is how lifeless the movies are - if he insists on adapting these books, where's the passion, regardless of competence?

I get the instinct to just move right on to the next project, but it would be nice if Franco would actually take a step back and think about how he should approach a piece of material. He's definitely not getting any better as a director, and worse, it feels like all the movies are generally bad in the same way - dull…

Please no. We already have a pretty good movie of that book.

You just reminded me of the whole Alicia Machado thing. It's genuinely amazing how long Trump has been a fucking monster in the public eye, considering that that happened 20 years ago (!!!) and I had already hated him for about a decade at that point.

That was not my point at all. I find anyone who's become famous via YouTube completely insufferable. Call them stars all you want to, just don't call me a fan.

Same here, though I have caught a few scenes of this on cable and noted they were strikingly shot. Ignaity's descriptions sound a bit like One From The Heart, which I adore, so I'm definitely going to make an effort to track this down and watch the whole thing.

You lost me at "YouTube star"

Was that the one with Busta Rhymes? I never saw it but heard it was atrocious.

It's allllmmmooosssttttt tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmeeeeee.

Despite its terrible title, and a cast of WB stars who are often out of their depths, H20 is a decently executed horror movie, and significantly better than the handful of sequels leading up to it.

"We love these podcasts, and think you will too."

I thought the ending worked, but I was disappointed the movie did not cut to black on the close-up of Keanu saying "I'll kill them. I'll kill them all."

I was always fond of his singing as the multi-mouthed rap monster on The Brak Show.

I know this is impossible for many reasons, "No Jokes" policy most of all, but I would so love for this to secretly turn out to be an adaptation of the J.M. DeMatteis Justice League series from the late 80s.