You have an unusually high opinion of newswires.

This is clearly fake news, as it's impossible for me to be less productive than I already am.

Really? I wish that like…every 15 minutes or so.

"She's my sister" (SLAP)
"My brother" (SLAP)

Diego Luna: "Say hello to my little friend!"

More like Generic Indie Playboy!

Whoa, nice shout-out to Victor/Victoria!

That's not really an accomplishment. I can smell all of you from here.

Order an almond croissant.

Don't love it but can't argue with "Powers Boothe is the best villain" which is true in every scenario involving Powers Boothe, even when he's playing the hero.

I'll stick up for Waterworld. It's not great, but it's fun and not nearly as awful as its reputation would lead you to believe.

Oh, I don't think it's good, necessarily, but it's more fun than his other movies, which makes it his best.

It was an odd thing to recommend to other 17 year olds, but I was an odd 17 year old.

Timecop is my favorite JCVD film, just ahead of Hard Target. Such a fun movie.

So true. I remember really enjoying Demolition Man and talking to my friends about this wonderfully kooky actress who stole every scene she was in. She's absurdly charming in that movie.

Bad Boys 2 is so hateful and idiotic that it's almost admirable. It's the very far end of Bay's sensibility.

The Rock is very fun but I don't think it's quite good enough on its own to excuse the many sins of Michael Bay.

I'm laughing that your favorite movie pre-Quick Change was not the first Weekend at Bernie's, but the second one.

He's terrifying and I love him! I wish he was the header photo on every article.

This could be interesting. I think at one point DGG was attached to the Suspiria remake, so clearly he's been itching to do old-school horror for awhile now.