@durex

Hey look, it’s everyone I went to high school with on the south side of Chicago! How are backwards fitted hats, baggy cargo shorts and systematic racism working for ya? Dad doing ok with that CPD pension?

Drake LaRoche, is that you? I know you think you’re impressing everyone with your historical and mathematical wizardry, but you need to get yourself into real school.

Counterpoint-

In all serious though, the joint party was my idea, not my wife’s. Most of my closest friends are couples where I like hanging out with the wife/girlfriend as much as the husband/boyfriend. Combine that with the fact that my wife doesn’t have a lot of close female friends and neither one of us is into drinking or…

Between this and installing tracking apps on your fiancé’s phone he sure sounds like a lucky guy!

It would’ve made her party much better, and your party much worse.

The case against it, every one of my wife’s friends.

The equivalent was being held in Matt Harvey’s bladder

Worst bukkake ever.

ppsssttt... pssst... sarcasm.

Man, Luke and Owen Wilson don’t look happy.

Bad lax bros.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

+88

-1, unarmed black teen

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

I’m pretty sure he was talking about the core of players - the Cubs core young and under team control, the Cardinals core is aging and may not be in Cardinals’ uniform much longer. And also, I love this dumb shit argument about how actually insulting two people would be preferable than saying “They are a younger team.”

...where both Bo Ryan and Bruce Pearl cut their teeth.

As a father I have to take issue with Bruce’s assumption that dads are all perfectly OK with letting their sons play a dangerous sport. I love football, but this is pure codger nonsense. Not surprising, however, coming from a football coach. From my experience most football coaches’ primary personality trait is being…