It’s an American cultural thing. Save this video and replay it in 15 years. You’ll love it!!

Uhhh, fuck off ?

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Did a minor leaguer bang your mom or something? This seems to have touched a nerve...

“We had a deal!”

Like the oil slick from Spy Hunter.

Who has ever heard of a Mississippi River mermaid?

Saw a mermaid once. I saw the woman half sticking out of the water, waving her hands frantically towards me, so I waved back, just to be friendly, I’ve never met a mermaid before, so what do you even say?? Then she disappeared under the water and must have swam back to her mercity. Pretty neat little day at the beach.

Don’t do that. While his neighbors were being over dramatic, don’t pretend like you don’t understand why his trailer would be objectionable.

Very astute. It’s almost as if you read this article.

290? She’s three and a quarter, easy.

Yeah that really sucked when he did that to you.

Atlanta Braves closer has to be pretty high on the list.

Hawk Harrelson once again proving that any highlight can be ruined with sufficient effort.

The new owners should move the fighting to the streets or some other exotic locales, like an Air Force hangar or a Japanese Bathhouse.

I am more surprised that a 20% stake in Atletico Madrid was only $48 million.

“You’re fired.” - MacLean’s bosses with the Senators a year and a half later.

No matter how big a douchenozzle Bernstein is, the Score still made the correct choice. And it ain’t close.

based on current election results I believe all our villages have plenty of backup idiots.

Wait, did you somehow miss the banner up top that says Deadspin? Did you come here expecting Jezebel style comments? You can Dana Stubblefield off.