I can't quit you.

I knocked on the door and the defendant responded naked from his waist down. I informed the defendant that shirtcocking, or “Donald Ducking” was not a desirable look, and advised the defendant to put on pants, or at least remove his shirt.

I’m gonna fucking kill you you Latin piece of shit.

She’s too old. We’re thinking Jennifer Lawrence or Anna Kendricks.

Jim Nantz: “So Peyton, whats next?”
Manning, in the Nationwide rhythm, “Have-a-Bud-with-Pa-pa-Johns”..

He's not even worth the draft pick any team would give up. A team might sign him after he gets cut because all they'll lose is money. For NFL owners, money doesn't just grow on trees, it falls like rain in Seattle.

It would be fitting for a team to get him for a fifth.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

So did the perps!

Terry added, “I could never play for another English team. That would be so unfair to Chelsea, really showing disloyalty on my part. Kind of like hooking up with your teammate’s woman. And getting her pregnant. And then trying to hide it by getting her an abortion. Some things a real man just doesn’t do.”

Wu Ke mistake.

Cheerleaders deserve a fair wage. This should be indisputable (but sadly, is not).
However, it is hardly reasonable to argue cheerleaders deserve the same salary as the athlete’s whose game they supplement.

When a band opens for Springsteen, they’re not getting the same cut as the Boss.

Jokes on them, breadsticks are free.

Experience AND a chance to build their cheer leading portfolio, which they can use to show off their work when they finally enter the high paid world of professional cheer leading. Oh wait.

Yeah, well, we’re not trying to protect the ones who understand they’re playing a dangerous game. We’re trying to protect the ones who don’t. The ones who are “game”. The ones who want to go back in after getting their bell rung to please the authority figures in their life. The ones with a lot of “fight”, the “tough”…

I would like to see facts to support that.

No worries: Some shitforbrains is already in with ‘nobody put a gun to his head/he knew the risks’ tomfuckery. Yes: I’m sure as an eleven-year-old boy in 1999, Tyler performed a thorough risk/reward assessment on post-NFL CTE-induced physical and psychological impairment.