See also: “WHADDYA MEAN, NO MEN CAN GO TO THE 7:00 SHOWING OF WONDER WOMAN?? MISANDRYYYYYY!!!!”

Alerta is a fucking troll, just dismiss. It must be a really old person because they are still trying reverse racism.

I’m sorry that you were offended by my comment.

Or they try to set fire to your town (Oklahoma, Maryland).

Um.... who are you? Did someone ask for your opinion? Should I care what you think?

Who are you talking to?

I am replying to myself and my own article to let the record show that I am not racist since I wear white after Labor Day.

I’m not racist. I married a white woman and my kids are half white.

I'd like to add Crispin, Corbin, Hunter, Gunther, and the one white dude whose mom thought she was being cool... Fox. (I coached a kid named Fox years ago smh). 

White folks always be saying “If you don’t like the way white people run things, then do it yourselves.” Then they throw a shit fit when a black man takes their advice.

I mean Them was technically done by SNL a few weeks ago. They did the sketch the Impossible Hulk. I mean the term “Heathered” is inspired but I think The Beckford or Tylered might be more appropriate. Oh the traumatic event could be the time they had to share something with someone non white or participate in a…

Don’t they always cast people who look just like them? Why can’t Jordan Peele do it too? They big mad and I’m here for it. I’ve already seen Us twice and I’m planning for a third. Jordan Peele can have my coins. 

The minute he said this I knew the proverbial shit would hit the fan. I mean Jordan didn’t even have to say this because we all know how white men react when any film, TV show, Broadway Play, off Broadway play, mini series, Romantic Comedy, porno or Instagram post doesn’t revolve around them or their shitty lives. Oh…

You’re right, but it’s been a decade of fucking up and no one learns anything. It’s kind of amazing how shitty they are at handling sensitive news.

Because they are the commentators... They sit at home and find bs to comment about.

I’m dying laughing that you embedded the actual tweets and then removed them. Pick a fucking side, you fish

Trump should’ve hired Avenatti as his personal lawyer :p

Lol bye Jezebel

i have a swirl of emotions all centered on “what the holy fuck are you thinking?!?!”