Also on the white board:

Where?

If you set the bar any lower we should start doing the limbo.

My six-year-old displays greater analytical rigor than Steve Bannon

I’m a (sober) alcoholic, and I could pick him out in a crowd as a fellow user. It’s just so fucking obvious.

I am amazed that, as rigorous a illiterate as 45 is, that he keeps a sloppy intellectual like Bannon around.

Didn’t he “fire” Khloe Kardashian from celeb apprentice and cited her DUI as the main reason? (I really don’t know, but I remember finding it odd that he was going to use that as his reason and not her work on the task.)

Well, we know it’s not weed. My guess is pills, which are easy for the rich to think of as not being real drugs.

I like to think the rest of the bullet reads, “...continue to laugh in our face.”

Brilliant observation! The Sad! Ninth Circuit will enjoy that.

Everytime I see Bannon, I think he’s the evil doppelganger of WC Fields - gin blossoms and all.

Apart from his likely amphetamine consumption, Trump doesn’t seem to be into mind-altering substances.

Just for reference: I rarely drink alcohol, but I smoke weed every day.

I am amazed that, as rigorous a teetotaler as 45 is, that he keeps a sloppy drunk like Bannon around.

I like the “build a wall and eventually have Mexico [cut off here]”. The inclusion of eventually just cracks me up. Like, dude, what kind of revisionist history is this shit?? That ain’t what Trump pledged at all. Keeper of campaign promises, please, such nonsense.

Oh man, that’s awesome. I hadn’t noticed that!

The thing about the Rabbi Shmuley selfie is what is written ON the whiteboard: Muslim Ban (checked as completed) - this accidental evidence will kill the White House’s contention (in the appellate courts) that the travel restrictions were anything other than religious discrimination (and leave no room to argue that…

The number of stars this has is missing a few zeros on the end.

You magnificent bastard.