I don’t believe it’s a suicide. She was a successful black Muslim woman in a position of authority. That will poss off both racists and sexists.

Hahahaha. The downside to that I think might be say Einstein is mentioned in school and the kid is like “I got a Christmas present from Einstein.” And everyone is like, “Ummm, he’s dead.” And the kid is like, “Yeah, so.” And then everyone slowly backs away.

How about I send you Michael Gove?

A jezzie back during holiday season had a great idea - instead of Santa, his parents had deceased scientists “give” them presents, like Marie Curie and Carl Sagan. I love that idea. So, instead they’d say “Santa didn’t come to our house, but I got a pony from Robert Oppenheimer!”

But then you could write a “guaranteed” NYT bestseller, “Killing O’Reilly.”

I’d feel bad about confusing O’Reilly with a journalist.

So glad I am not the only one on here. It is like the only acceptable options for a fun Christmas are religious or BS lies. My wife wont let me tell our future kids the truth either.

I think you are. Since the election I am filled with an inchoate rage I’ve literally never experienced before.

White is a legal construct built into the American constitution meant to create strict boundaries between slaves and freemen and is not a recognizable genetic classification.

I like to think I’m a better person than joking about getting someone killed. Which, I’m *clearly* not since I left it in.

You will pardon me for laughing. I have a very funny thought.

I hate the idea of Santa. My wife won’t let me taint our children with the truth until her approval, but if it were up to me, my kids would be the ones ruining winter holiday for all their future elementary age friends.

Genetically Greek DNA is the most diverse in Europe. The two most common lineages being early European hunter-gatherers from Paleolithic times (50,000 BCE) and the Neolithic farmers who arrived in the Isles around 12,000 BCE.

Miss Kelly. You are mistaken. Santa Claus is not white. Because Santa Claus is not real. There is no Santa Claus.

He actually lived in what is now Turkey. A depiction of St. Nicholas from the 18th century:

Santa is nothing because he’s fictional.

I love how Blackish tackled the “Santa is white” topic. Basically, kids want presents and they could give a fuck the color of the bearded fat man or woman giving them out.