Sex with your in-laws visiting? Bold move. Nothing shuts things down for me faster than either of our parents nearby, besides maybe a cold shower. lol

Their dog. Doesn’t anyone knock?

My mother in law was visiting the house and was helping us watch our daughter so we could sleep in a little bit. We were both feeling a little frisky so I closed our bedroom door (mostly) and proceeded to have sex.....I’m on top hammering my wife and I hear her mother go “Oh come on _____ lets go downstairs and leave…

My husband is a very good man. My best friend and main source of entertainment. However, he has a tendency to tell very, VERY long, stories and has difficulty getting to the point. My father is a “get to the point” guy who has difficulty listening to people who have difficulty getting to the point. Dad also doesn’t…

My ex whispered a story to me about someone leaving behind a coat at the restaurant where he worked. His coworkers discovered weed in the pocket and they all smoked it. He “whispered” this story in the backseat while my parents were driving and the radio was off. AND he got mad when I told him later he shouldn’t tell…

My boyfriend needed to drive to his hometown for a reason I can’t remember and his car was in the shop so I offered to drive him. But it also meant that I was going to meet his mother for the first time. (We had been dating probably 6 months at the time.) However, I had just had surgery (on my tongue no less) and even…

Also what are you doing with your legs, man?

Microscopically we are all disgusting.

So if I plunged your toothbrush into filth and excrement and let you scrub the bristles clean, you’d still use it?

I do rub and no I don’t!

I use a white bath towel and it has never once come away dirty from my legs.

I really doubt there’s much of a difference in cleanliness between soaping up your legs and rinsing/toweling them off when it comes to dust.

Very good instructions.

Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint,…

Who ARE you people?

i have super stanky feet so yes...but if you are one of those genetically gifted people without smelly feet, more power to you!

Really? I always wash my feet. But I tend to walk around the house barefoot, so they are probably the most dirty thing about me come shower time.

nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.

Adjacent question for people who don’t wash their legs: do you wash your feet?