I feel like this is a euphemism for Lewis Black’s ball-washer...

I’d like RuPaul to officiate at my wedding.

Tell that to Ganymede. He was abducted by Zeus to be his “cup-bearer.”

I actually taped SNL last night because I figured I’d get Kate McKinnon’s Hillary since there was a debate this week (which I religiously did NOT watch) and this skit was the best. Of course, they didn’t go as far as Key & Peele went, but A for effort...

You know it’s good satire because, had I seen it elsewhere than here and not read your intro, I’m pretty sure I’d be about 50-50% on whether it was tongue-in-cheek or not.

If I believed in a Judeo-Christian God, I would most certainly hope that He is a boob man because I’m going to need all the help I can get.

Yes. YESSSSS. Gimme more of this. Some of that good Kinja. Some of that pure, mean-spirited self-righteousness. That cynical, judgmental smarm that can’t appreciate others’ experiences, others’ ideas, others. Lay it all out there, you magnificently pure political creature.

Terrible choice of name, perfectly reflective of how warped the far left views their American struggle vs. the rest of the world.

Bad choice of name imho. Because it equates with the Arab Spring which was about actual tyranny in countries where people were regularly tortured, imprisoned and murdered for their political views.

Jesus Christ you are insufferable.

Yup.

Are they really calling it democracy spring? smh

That kittenmorning person is a straight up bully. And teetering into the pathological about it.

Go away; your superiority complex is tiresome.

Wow. Good to know you’re around to judge us. Yuck.

She’s not wrong. In some parts of the world the outcome of American elections influences the odds of a bomb dropping into your neighborhoodd. Though lately, it doesn’t matter, as the odds are consistently high.

We’re putting ourselves on the line for what a lot of people across America—and I think across the planet, really—want to be able to see happen in America

I don’t ... what are they trying to do? Who are they protesting?

I protested like this a long time ago and I think I've become cynical since then. Nothing really changed. I voted for Ralph Nader which felt so rebellious. But then Gore lost and we had 8 years of Bush. 8 years. That's enough to whip any young over zealous hippie back into line.