OMG Just remembered she concluded that debate with “May the force be with you.” Are cosmic overlords controlling both Wall Street and the Clintons? Logic says no, but logic also says “Look at this guy and tell me he’s not at least part alien:”

My dogs would be the first to know.

....I should think he’d be alright with Canadians....after all, they’re whiter than the snow they’re fleeing....

There is only one solution:

Soooo...... we need a president who’s tough on space-alien crime?

he sooner we stop paying attention to him, the sooner he can go away.

Bill Clinton becomes President and The X-Files goes on the air. Hillary Clinton leads in the polls and The X-Files comes back on the air.

Jeff Goldblum:

I’d vote for Kodos over Trump, or any of the GOP sad sacks.

Did he, andsmokeit...

I would find it truly difficult to not excitedly tell close friends what I knew about aliens if I were president.

He will not vanish without a fight.

so um yeah president bill pullman already solved this issue, hils.

Being President has to be the most mind-blowing first day on the job ever, right? “Alright Mr/Madam President, here’s everything you need to know about Roswell/the Kennedy assassination/random conspiracy theory X” Odds are at least one of the countless wild, unfounded conspiracy theories thats out there is somewhat…

You know, for as much as people say Hillary is a cold-hearted, calculating, greedy, genderless, anime-zero I have to say she is quite the fucking charmer.

Yes! Listen to Clin-Ton!

All will kneel trembling before her and obey her brutal commands! End communication!

So she’s gonna ban aliens until she figures out what is going on?

Soooo much time and effort! The form is a WHOLE PAGE LONG!

Not necessarily true. That may be the case in your state, but not in Texas. My brother teaches and licenses people, and from what he has told me, you can do it practically in your sleep.