This just made me connect that Jake may be into Snape because Rickman also played Hans Gruber in Die Hard. Such a great detail.

Oh, agreed — their wedding is on May 15 (sweeps!), Brooklyn 99 likes to shake things up at the end of the season, and clearly something major will Disrupt the planned wedding. At this point I don’t care where they get married as long as they actually get married.

If they don’t end up getting married at the precinct, I’ll eat my hat.

IDK, I liked it - enjoyed the lack of ZOMG wedding drama and they both took time to get each other without this devolving into “future bride gotta bridezilla”. After this week it was the colonic my brain needed. Minus the lack of Vulture peen (though frankly that’s called watching Oz...)

I think it’s less about making them the same character but more that they make each other better. He has helped her loosen up and get a little goofy - S1 Santiago would never have said ‘toit nups’ or considered a Nakatomi Plaza cake and she would have had a meltdown (complete with smoking) after the venue setback. I…

I also liked that Jake wanted to be Snape in the Harry Potter bit.

While Jake stares at Amy, we’ll all be staring at her.

The Nakatomi wedding cake was awesome.

Well, May 15 is a Tuesday, but I bet they’ll get married before then. Speaking of bets, Jake catching food in his mouth reminded me of him and Amy in “The Bet.”

Wow, all those uniformed police officers in the background are actual people with actual names, and Terry knows them.

The singles are the worst tracks on the album by a healthy margin.

I found myself surprisingly enamored with the singles from her last album after spending most of her career ignoring her. I don’t hate Taylor Swift, is what I’m saying.

Apologies for my absence and change of name.

I shouldn’t’ve answered...

Now. If you’ll excuse me. I’m headed to the açaí bowl internet cafe. Got a lot of money riding on the NLCS. Whatever the hell that is.

NO. JAYLA. DON’T DROP THE BATON. NO. I HAD SO MUCH RIDING ON YOU.

Betting on children beauty pagents seems like the most Holt thing to do. Also, seriously Jayda, don’t drop that damn baton. If she hadn’t been such an abject failure, all of that mess could have been avoided.

Here’s your persona. You’re Billy “Big Time” Jankowski. You wear sunglasses. Headphones. And an unwashed hoodie. You normally gamble online. From your mother’s basement. Where you live.

No. I don’t gamble anymore. A few years back. I had a minor addiction. Specifically involving...

My theory is that a number of their very expensive original shows get embarrassingly low ratings, and their Adam Sandler crap gets the highest ratings, and they don’t want shareholders demanding less quality content and more crap. Refusing to release the numbers allows Netflix to control their own narrative.