People like you are the reason we can’t have nice things..

Guy.

Yep. That wasn’t just character assassination. That was “shoot the character in the head, burn the corpse, piss on the ashes, bury them, dig them back up and defecate on them” level bullshit.

Sorry, I can’t buy for a second that Elliot would ever send his kid to conversion therapy.

It was funny when Jake called Holt a “jag”. It was hilarious when Amy did.

I remember when a lot of the early fans of the show were aghast at the idea of Jake and Amy being a thing - and I hope they have gotten over it because last night was a thing of joy! Their relationship works and it hasn’t crashed the show. So suck it! (Or, you know, don’t ...)

A+++, because Corgis

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

“YA BORIN’”

Yeah, was moved as all hell. While you gave me squees of delight with a TGP/B99 crossover (with a bit of sadness given that it might require death) the “ya borin!” came up in B99 first when Jake was taunting Holt...

God, I wish it had descended into a latter match. Andre Brougher in a ladder match!?

good god, this show is BACK. This is one of the best episodes I’ve seen in a while, and it was AMAZING. Although, fuck the B99 youtube channel, they put up a video titled ‘Jake proposes to Amy’ before I saw the episode and it was completely ruined for me

I’m honestly surprised Jake didn’t get the idea from pro wrestling since the initial setup is totally a ladder match.

Adorable proposal, especially the “title of your sex tape” bits. Amy is just the cutest.

Just rewatched last year’s halloween episode, I think this year’s definitely surpassed the older ones. This year, the pacing was so much snappier, it was just stunt after stunt. One person sets up a trap, and it immediately follows how the other person solves it.

“The one WEAR Jake proposes???” Bitch, please.

I think they have found the secret to the halloween episode, and I can’t wait for next year’s. The tricks and tactics used by everyone... AMAZING.

I love their Halloween heists almost as much as Terry loves yogurt.