I would listen to this every day and 35 times on Sunday if I could unhear that song about Social Media posted on Valleywag yesterday.

I would listen to this every day and 35 times on Sunday if I could unhear that song about Social Media posted on Valleywag yesterday.

There's a shitty sexist approach to other products that penalizes women so let's take it out on men by raising the price of their buffet! Because you and I both know the regular price becomes the women's discount price and the regular price becomes $3 higher.

I doubt that's a good habit for anyone involved except my cardiologist. Any idea when it might appear for Android, if at all?

Is there any system to judge how good your habits are or is "Eat A Large Hot Dog Stuffed Pizza" daily acceptable?

I didn't find it necessary. Unfortunately, Kinja is not always friendly to mobile devices. I also apologize for you finding the comment offensive.

I think I would welcome this if I were him... Except for the potential man rape in jail... That would suck.

This happened in Florida so the chances of anything happening in the way of justice is slim.

Took a look at Christopher's IMDB page and here's a description of his short, Harper Abbott:

I totally agree. I almost feel like we should move this policy to anywhere you are not getting paid to bring drums.

Haha... Real talk, someone tried to convince me that was OK once. Man, she was sad.

So, i'm assuming if I walk up with a guitar, they confiscate it. If I walk up with drums, they beat me like a Piñata.

The rhythm method works... Ask my 10 girlfriends... Or their 27 children.

You could make an interesting breakdown of issues facing people in America and by race, gender and class, determine if these are problems that need help.

I'm pretty sure I have a heart and feelings now.

Really? Sergio Escalona? All 14 innings of him? And no postseason??? He wasn't on the World Series team in '08... Thanks for bringing up a dude who didn't have the right paperwork for Adderall, and three non-factors. Between the 3 pitchers you named, they registered 0.1 innings in the postseason and about 40 IP in…

I saw another version of this story. It had an interview with the postman, Marty McFly, who could not explain what happened either.

Why not just combine the two and go with your husband and "I, Robot", a Will Smith movie?

I'm holding out for Huh?Knee???

Upon first read, I wondered why would anyone worry about a condom spill in their refrigerator... And then I just lost that last ounce of respect I had for myself.