You know you’re an idiot if the big rig in front of you stopped in time and you didn’t.

If the regular-car-bits were better and it had 75 extra HP instead of 5... maybe.

Should the kids get off your lawn too?

Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie are available to download on the Xbox One. Happy to report they are just as fun as they were back in the day!

Your aunt already drives one.

Negative.

“Continue play for 15 seconds while a player displays visible signs of an impact seizure” sounds exactly like what the NFL already does.

7. Hoard it forever because you are emotionally attached to it.

Golf on Tv. Best naps ever. Not like baseball, where there’s the chance of shouting, or a soccer/football match where, again, there’s a chance of excitement. Sure golf has moments, but it rarely goes above a normal voice level (after speaking the whole round in whispers). And since I don’t really care for golf,…

ugh get fucked Forza. Best racing game should not have gone to Forza 5.75

I have qualms with Forza 7. Broken, buggy, lootcrates, even with the car and track roster, even with the graphics, Project Cars 2 and Gran Turismo Sport did Forza’s job better.

Sounds like a typical Lexus driver... blissfully unaware of their surroundings.

If it took you five minutes to read that article, the three neurons you lost are the least of your worries.

when you spend over $1k on status, you can’t let a few technical glitches slow your roll, eh bruh!

They’re a fun inclusion, but the fact that they cost 10 in game credits on each playthrough is a bit much. If they were one-time unlocks they’d be better.

What the fuck dude? The toilet is right there. Just pee into the toilet. How the fuck do you get piss on your pants when you’re peeing sitting down? In your buttcrack? I don’t believe this for a second. Is your dick shaped like a giant U that points right back up your butt? No, no it is not.

Yawn, let me know when it can jump over the incoming object.

It’s a war game. People die.