Could be worse, they could send it out early, and a month later still have half the functionality that you want not working, horribly broken, or gone completely.

My son keeps getting mad, because I won’t change the underpants. I just keep changing the hats. haha. When he saw I paid 1000 coins for the underpants, he was floored. He thought I committed a sin or something.

Baseball is definitely a family sport. For example, when my son pumped his fist after he solved a tough math problem, I yelled “no showboating!” and launched a frying pan at his head.

Worst thing we’ve invented and #2 isn’t even remotely close.

Religion.

Ok, now where are all those people from a few days ago criticizing Nintendo, their strategy, their choice in console building, and their “limited titles”?

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

I clearly said it was The Mets, so nothing resembling baseball was being played

You do realize a union monopoly would be just as bad and corrupt as any other monopoly, right? I mean they are pretty corrupt as it is and have a vast criminal history.

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

“mute passes only mute a user for 24 hours, but you can buy a special permanent mute pass for $9.99!”

please dont give them ideas...

Vader had only a very short career as a physically powerful fighter. It was after turning to the dark side and before getting fucked up by Obi-Wan. After being reconstructed when did we ever see him fight well?

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

I live in NJ and I won’t drive into Newark. Great idea, shame about the venue.

Definitely was. That slightly pink/purple with some kind of blue splash graphic. Couldn’t have been a cooler color.

This guy makes my commute possible -

Oh, I don’t know, maybe this fun little thing. I bet that no one else has one, because I rarely see it being used on the roads ever. Oh, by the way, this is probably the first time some of you have seen this, but it’s used for turning. It activates the turn signals. Isn’t that fantastic?!