Love it. Fuck ‘em.

She pulled out her card to prove And in fact that she is, a white person and can do whatever she wants.

I had surgery the month I booked a trip to Europe for 8 months later. I also paid for CLEAR and Global Entry. The flight attendants asked my name several times but I didn’t pay attention that several dudes were waiting with wheelchairs when I deplaned. I was frazzled and nervous so I didn’t notice my pain trying to…

Hence their utter and complete shock and surprise when their kids finally reveal that Daddy, Granddaddy and Brother were raping them every night as they bathed and tucked them in bed! They’re living in average-size houses, washing the sheets and the underwear and having sex for decades with white men but somehow…

Nah, we’ve got it down pat.

Felons like that fuckin “Tang” complexion moron, with the gawd awful toupee! Not worried though; Ms. Tish James is on the case!

Nah son. You pull that phone out, make sure you are filming in high def and you get -everything- you can and when you get a chance, you upload it.

I guess I’ve been dealing with Beckys (I refuse to use the name Karen outta’ respect for my cousin) all wrong; my interactions usually go a liitle something like this:

I mean for every one these that makes TikTok of FB there’s about 10 that you don’t hear about. I can’t keep track of how many times I’ve walked away rather than telling Linda or Karen to mind her fucking business and stay in her lane because I just know they waiting for me to say something so than can call 911…

White people always want to find petty shit Black people may or may not be doing wrong while entire felonies are occurring right under their nose. 

She took a real bite outta crime! Old bitch foiled the caper of the century, the Case of the $2 bag of gummies. 

Yeah I can’t begin to count the number of young white folks I see hop on public transit and don’t even feint like they’re gonna pay, but boy do I get side-eye when I get on and haven’t swiped my card yet 

Are we sure that’s not Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell in drag?..It just looks too much like him.. (and certainly acting like him).

Impersonating an officer is an actual crime.  Lock her up.

White people LOVE getting away with stuff they know they shouldn’t, but will ruin their entire own lives trying to “catch” anyone else getting something they themselves didn’t get (although I suppose that other person’s skin color surely plays a factor in how batshit the white accuser will get).

Police chiefs want to talk about accountability???

So.. Kim Foxx’s office has:

FATernal order of snowflakes.

It's so hard to be white in Chicago. My eyes cannot roll hard enough. 

We always want the bad thing not to be our fault. What’s the first thing people ask when they hear someone has lung cancer? “Did s/he smoke?” And if the answer is yes, you can think, OK, I don’t smoke so lung cancer isn’t in my future - when of course we know that non-smokers can get lung cancer. After Sandy Hook, I…