Hmmm. I wonder what media company made making fun of people a real part of news culture. Garsh!

Scuba divers and professional search teams use this because it’s not a killing machine as much as a self-defense weapon. Please, stop with this crap.

Keep on, morality police. Keep on. Why don’t you move to Saudi Arabia where your high platform / dais / soap box / drudgeon has bigger impact?

bet you’re one of those guys who goes on three dates and calls the girl your girlfriend.

I thought that in a domestic abuse claim, it’s up to the victim to insist on making charges or bringing charges. So you are saying you just let the police do that? If you really were assaulted, you are supposed to be given the right to insist on charges, and in fact, in every case I’ve seen on TV (yes, I know it’s TV)…

Screenshot? Because it’s easy to claim it, but without evidence, it just sounds like opportunistic rage. I’m not saying it’s not possible, but you know, you are making a public claim and it would be good to support it.

Are you offering, cause I am a ready baby.

Don’t park that glass-top Wrangler in San Francisco. You will likely lose everything in your JEEP. I have lost many a things in Russian Hill, Nob Hill and Castro when thieves take rocks and other heavy objects and bash in my glass sides.

YOu mean he hasn’t shown you that there is broad support for it? Should he then camp outside of the White House after the next candidate wins just to prove that there is broad support for a progressive national agenda?

Hmm. I never in my life played a racing car video game and I would know what to do in a hydroplaning situation because, you guessed it, it’s on the driving test and they teach this to you in driving school.

“I haven’t watched that many WHCD speeches in their entirety”

Wow, you really misread all of this. Maybe get out and travel some? I’m russian. Putin was being good natured here, and the driver has a lot of shit to do after a race, including drug tests, paperwork, interviews, debriefing with team.

Listen, Gawker “reporters” should actually report the news, rather than write something that conforms to their bias, which is anti-police.

YOu mean he was great at singing about cliches???

AN Egyptian Army? So that means there are several types of Armies in Egypt? WTF.

How on earth is that disrespectful? It didn’t say “That dumb asshole was shot to death.”

“quick uppercuts”

I actually just make the comments to read the self-aggrandizing responses of the well off Gawker commenters who think they even know who they are talking to. IT’s entertainment.

OMG what an amazing click bait story that means nothing to me or anyone who may have given birth to me or taken a shit on my lawn or in my bathroom over the past ten years. What the fuck is this?

Bro, I lived in Piccolo House at Wake Forest when I went to summer camp there. You are an asshole.