Strange to see a blog that loves to de-contextualize stories and people suddenly embrace the re-contextualizing of a famous person. What’s gotten into the water at Jezebel? Why didn’t Jezebel do it’s own investigation to find out what really happened?

So to be clear, the guy is simply saying that his wealth status and relationship to Donald Trump mean that people don’t give him any credit for anything he says, and then you, the Gawker writer, do exactly that. Again, tell me how your writing helps the world?

Clearly it will, since you are obviously intimate with douching.

This isn’t true. And please delineate for us what a ‘raging alcoholic” is, medically speaking.

I’m more concerned that you have to use affluenza as something. If he wasn’t rich is it because he’s something else broadly explained? White? Male? Two legs? Shifty eyes? You’re a moron.

Ridiculous.

And that’s how Gawker makes money! So, keep on speculating!

If you have to come up with a reason, I very much doubt that his wealth had anything to do with this. Try brain chemistry, upbringing, trauma, lack of moral character, any of which are rarely the result of wealth. Wealth! The Disease that makes White People more horrible than other types of people.

Indonesia — and Bali in particular because of ancient legal customs that are not entirely the same as those of the rest of Islamic Indonesia (Bali is Hindu in religion and culture / hybrid Islamic-Hindu in governance) — probably made it pretty difficult to get this done.

So, if you are going to say it’s “truly remarkable,” could you tell us why you think it’s truly remarkable, since you don’t give us much information on the suit itself? I’ll wait.

So, like politically correct version of stalking.

Probably has less to do with them being a man and more to do with her being an asshole.

dude must do a ton of coke.

It was actually a really boring movie. It reminded me of the date who I took to see the movie. Gorgeous to look at, had nothing in common with anything, dull as a rock, but good to sleep on after it was over.

So there was bear sex, after all.

Actually, TL;DR version, and more accurate: You get enough attention and notoriety on a bigger publishing platform, get paid for it, and therefore don’t need Twitter or get excited about it. Thanks.

“wrack up?” Really?

No.

“very scarce”

He’s going to San Diego. You read it here first.