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in art school they teach you that the eye-line should be in the exact center of the head. but that is not usually right! for most people it's just a touch higher than that.

only $3000!

you might want to consult a structural engineer before attempting that.

really? Mark David Chapman can afford that?

do you have a history of hanging on to jobs that you hate for way too long?

"you rang?"
-recognitions

I've been tested, and I passed. there was a girl I was having a tumultuous off and on relationship with, and who I would have done anything to just have a real above-board relationship with. she's the only woman I ever saw myself marrying (which would have been a HUGE mistake, and might even have killed me). during

primer for those who only know nerds as the fashionable elite they are today:

seems to me the only thing the one has to do with the other is that it's proof positive that being a man and a feminist doesn't make you gay.

*fat slap-bass*

let he with bandwidth cast the first stone!

HA! I'd be making more than 17/hr if I did.

got to watch it on the clock. and work even provided glasses.

for example: everywhere.

for example: everywhere.

what a hipster nation!

5. The Third-Wheel Legend

so what other major African rivers and landlocked African nations aren't in wordfind's database?

is that a youtube of a video of a TV showing VHS of an 8mm film? the future is complicated.

when I was a kid, my mom -who is habitually full of shit about a lot of things- told me that George Lucas had planned out three new Star Wars movies, and they would be set before the three movie cycle which had just ended. I was so excited! eventually, as some of her other tales began to unravel, I assumed that she