"she looks like Predator!"

and I'll miss you most of all, spambot!

and one final politics note: the smaller the tent, the quicker it fills up with farts.

I just want to forget you, just the way you are
so I won't be lonely here without you near
(cause I can't afford your tears)

RIP, Sensible Erection
RIP, Air America Place
RIP, City of Heroes
RIP, a bunch of other communities that I don't know for sure no longer exist, but probably don't.

because all the real money is in stupid internet-users.

pretty sure we outnumber them, we could just straight up take over the place.

it's cool, I stuck a lighter up my butt.

no, this cardboard sign with "anywhere" written on it in sharpie is cause I'm a huge Journey fan.

aw shucks…
*kicks dirt*

"Commentariat, yes son, I want to kill you.
Kinja, I want to… AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

if anything it's even more appropriate!

goodbye everyone. here's hoping we all find something better to do with our time!*

switch to white meat. it's leaner.

maybe?

if anything their beards would have muffled it!

I chafe less. but I'm in better shape now.

hence the name?

more chafing than a burlap lingerie photoshoot!

as a 40-year-old, I chafe at hearing someone born in the 90's telling me all about the 80's.