geez, does the CW have anything that *isn't* science fiction?

even after hip people have shit on them?

that was a bold, reckless move, cutting costs by only selling rustled steaks.

perhaps, but they would get frequent grease burns. I don't believe in torture, this is my loophole.

may no one who has served in this administration ever reach a position higher than fry cook after they leave, are fired, or it ends.

hey, where's Dikachu? I wanna try something…

holy shit, there's a stranger in my time zone! who let you in here?!

may I suggest that you might have defended the mistake by claiming that Barsanti wrote the list, and no one would have been any the wiser.

EMPIRE!

just gotta pack it in there.

yes, hello?

I'll always know her best from her Adopt-A-Highway sponsorship.

good, keep it up.

yep, that's what I said.

then you're gonna hate Hand Week.

time isn't tax deductible. you could get time for deducting time.

he cut him in half.

those discussions did nothing to literally assuage our fears.

iiiiiiiissssssss… THIS your Kinja?

he's going to be a great Hunchback of Notre Dame someday!