Hey "Gone With The Wind", adjust this!

Hoopleheads Rejuice!

Wait, how does any of this relate to the new Star Wars movie?

This song is an abomination, but it's a masterpiece compared to Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime".

I never saw the terrible 90's remake or the terrible Will Ferrell movie. The terrible 70's original was just plain…well, terrible.

First "The Sopranos", now "The Leftovers". If the afterlife is going to be a nice hotel, I'd better make sure my Marriott Rewards account info is up to date.

These collaborations are some of Scorcese's worst movies.

No "Land Of The Lost"? Come on!

Baron Karza hopes the 'Micronauts" movie stays true to the original toys.

Not since "Miller's Crossing" have I heard "nonce" used with such…such…what's a better way to say aplomb?

Palin and CK really have a "will-they-or-won't-they" thing happening.

Five Cigarette Footlong.

Subtle.

I hope this doesn't affect his ability to play beer pong.

According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2015 is the Year of the Goat. Fuck the Cubs.

There had better be Y-Wings!

"Help us Amelie Gillette, you're our only hope!"

Please! "A private part of his anatomy" could be referring to one of his toes. The British are a very private people.

I read an article last week about the Disney/American Experience documentary. It totally glosses over Walt's anti-Semitism and misogyny. Come on PBS! You're usually better than that.

"The Enemy Within" is also the title of a Rush song. Ahem.