I've always preferred the Goodwill Games.

When is Hollywood going to stop making the same movie over and over?

Left behind.

Is Gwyneth Paltrow teaching people how to yawn ironic or meta? I am easily confused.

Here comes Peter Cottontail, boiling in that metal pail.

I hope these Tweets don't adversely affect his career.

Does anybody remember Oven Melts (around 1980)? They were little discs of cheese with chunks of meat in them. You melted them on pieces of white bread or English muffins(much better). I seem to remember Pizza and Taco flavors. Nothing like heating up a couple of them and settling in for ABC's Saturday Night Crap-Fest©…

Reggie making two batches of cookies using only two sticks of butter? Highly dubious!

Adam Sandler is a satirist?

What I find most irritating about Fallon is his interviewing skills. He's the worst I've seen in a while. His almost constant giggling doesn't help much either. Letterman is one of the best in the business, especially when interviewing a "serious" guest.

I can't wait to watch the "Star Wars" movies on my Apple Watch.

I too am disrespectful to dirt.

The scene between Martha and Clark/Phillip was exceptionally well-done. One of the tensest scenes on television in a while. It reminded me of "Breaking Bad" or "The Sopranos" at their best.

These are the same mopes that think Jerry Lewis is hilarious. I guess fifty million Frenchmen(and women) can be wrong.

Katy Perry's "E.T.' and t.A.T.u.'s "All The Things She Said".

"What are you, the narrator?"

I'll wait for the Y-Wing replica. Much cooler.

I would like to have colitis with Amy.