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I’ve been in situations where I witness something or see someone who needs immediate help, and I freeze up. My brain is saying ‘act!’ but my body just freezes.

To me the most interesting part is going to be timing. Because if he had contact before he was officially a member of the government and with a security clearance, that makes him a proxy for Trump.

Off topic, but this is weirding me out.

I’ve been watching wrestling my whole life and I’ve never seen Linda bodyslam anybody. Kane tombstoned her once though and he’s running for Knox county mayor.

Montana shares a boarder with Canada

Naw. Most of us here in Montana can’t stand Gianforte. Hopefully enough will vote and elect Rob Quist.

And you’d know all about pussies wouldn’t you Ms Slocombe.

Senator Jim Lankford (R-Oklahoma) was speaking to Chuck Todd about the CBO report this afternoon. When Todd asked him about CBO’s esitimate that 23 Million people would lose healthcare under Trumpcare, his response was (and I had to rewind to make sure I heard it correctly) “That really doesn’t bother me”

Looked like Ellaria and Yara Greyjoy to me.

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

Swish Swish is a bad song, at least we can all agree on that, right?

Except she’s been an open philanthropist for years. Nicki has nothing to do with her brother’s problems - those are HIS problems. And - in case you bring this one up - she didn’t bail him out from jail. Bye xoxo

I have $2 on Toby Keith insulting the audience tonight, and blood spilling as a result. Five American clams says the current occupant of the White House manages to insult all three Abrahamic religions before the week is out.

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

It is a well known fact ‘round the San Joaquin Valley that he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. It is also well known that he is a cumstain.

I’m living on mostly rice, these days, but still subscribe to the New Yorker.

New Yorker just came in the mail.

I can gauge my aging process by the percentage of people in Dirtbag who I am aware of and/or care about.