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The amount of projection from right wingnuts is so excruciatingly painful. The reason they won’t take any of this seriously is because they KNOW they were losing their shit over Obama for no damn reason so they think it is the same now.

nicki trying to diss without naming names and remy coming at her like a god damn pitbull

It is written that if the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain. Or, Muhammad can use technology to bring the mountain to him.

Then you need to order a well-done steak with a side of ketchup and stiff the waiter on the tip.

My pickup line will be, “I’m going to fuck you like Trump is fucking the working class — long, hard and leaving you with the bill.”

Dennis Quaid, Russell Crowe, John Mellencamp. Has Meg Ryan ever been romantically involved with anyone who wasn’t a man-baby?

Gaga should do a “Telephone” performance with Beyoncé Skyping in from some insanely elaborate master bed setup.

Marmots of Murder

We invited Senator Johnson of WI to Green Bay last week for a townhall. His office continually gave us the runaround. He, of course, didn’t attend. Tammy Baldwin (love her!) sent an aide but because she had to leave early to attend an already planned democratic party meeting and the press spun it as if that was as bad

It makes me so happy to see Jason Lewis called out in this article, and doubly so that his slogan may or may not have been the inspiration for the headline.

If Steve Bannon has a long-term plan for what he wants to do - which he surely does - then hobbling the press gets them out of the way down the road when his real dismemberment of US govt comes in to play.
Also, it plays really well with the base and Trump loves shitting on the 1st Amendment.

This is all upside for the

Don’t forget the “chocolate diamonds” (aka diamonds that used to be only useful for industrial purposes until someone saw they could re-brand them as some sort of special cool diamond and make $$$).

Remy shot her friend over an amount of money that was less than a quality weave installation

I’m genuniely amazed that Trump was smart enough to handle this issue correctly. I fully expected him to lash out at Mr. Owens in the same way that he lashed out at the Khan family (the last Gold Star family that tried to inconvenience him). I don’t exactly have a lot of faith in the actual investigation itself, but

If memory serves, this is the guy the transition team tried to force on General Mattis that almost caused him to quit. According to scuttlebutt anyway.

You’re an utter, complete ignoramus. I knew by the time I was 3. It never changed.

You know you’re trans long before you get to puberty. It’s about gender, not about sex.

I live in downtown Atlanta and I’m part of the (very) local government system through which a land use project gets approval from the city. The liquor license approval process goes through this system, as well. The Escobar tapas lounge was a HUGE FIGHT from the get-go, as the operators were being super unclear about

This is what I spent my day doing. I’m mildly concerned because I “defaced government property” by putting it on the doors of her office & the exterior building, and public spaces but I’m honestly happy to be arrested for doing it. A server at a restaurant we were allowed to put it up in tore it down, scolded us that

we do!