Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

This story is so confusing. From what I can tell it just boils down to Trump’s story is that that person who wasn’t legally allowed to vote was prevented from voting, but there were Latinos there that were allowed to vote. Literally the only person in the entire story who we know can’t vote, wasn’t allowed to. Doesn’t…

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd.

BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

I’m waiting for our version of the Reichstag fire with bated breath.

Cарказм для сарказма. Cпасибо товарищ!

The Miller family also dumps millions into the Tour of Utah bike race every year. They seem like the exceeding rare sports owners who believe the team to be a community trust.

The comedian Brian Posehn used to have a bit about being bad at bigotry; e.g., whenever he saw a gay couple he’d yell “Go back to Mexico!” at them.

I was just thinking that. He totally proved Ansari’s point.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

“Chris Brown further proves point.”

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

Asa Soltan Rahmati, from Shahs of Sunset, gave birth to a boy with boyfriend Jermaine Jackson II.

Also worth noting: the founder of Bikers For Trump appeared on Fox News and claimed that anarchist protesters “admitted” to being funded by George Soros.

She clearly hates him. My theory? She tried to get out when she realized all the work that the First Lady needs to do. But he threw the prenup in her face and told her, if you leave now, you walk away with nothing but your kid. And as a mother, how would she be able to support her son or provide him the opportunities…

4. 2 men, 2 women. Then he’ll start holding the press conferences himself.

Yeah, this is why people need to STFU with their overly simple narratives of the election. You can tell who does and doesn’t pay attention to things outside of the presidency.

They hated politicians so much that exactly 7 House incumbents lost to people from the opposite parties (6 R, 1 D).

Just remind these jackbooted thugs they went 1-15. Harder to aim with paper bags on their heads.